As you can see we`ve highlighted the nipple just to proove that we have nothing better to do in the small hours of the morning
A Not So True Account Of The Resort And Its Inhabitants
Well things got off to a great start with the introduction of something new for 2009, yes were talking about Kate Humbles left nipple as it tantilasingly protrudes from inside her jumper and it doesnt leave much to the imagination when it comes to guaging the size of her ample bosom if you apply basic physics to the prodruding article and have nothing better to do for a few hours. It wasn`t on screen for more than twenty seconds but quite frankly that was enough for me as the cutains were drawn, the wife was in bed and Asda recently ran a "Two For One " promotion on Kleenex!
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Blackpool Buzz Scientific Experiment
Springwatch 2009 Review
We contacted a NASA Physicist with direct access to a spotty twelve year old laptop owner who managed to calculate the exact circumference of Kate's bosom taking into account things such as age and wear and tear from Bill Oddies gropes over the years plus sagging as she passes the thirty year old barrier and have managed to come up with what we and our fantasies believe to be a perfect clone of her naked bosom. To experience this ultimate phenomenon just run your mouse over her protruding nipple to expose what we believe to be the nearest any of us will get to seeing the real McCoy!
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Blackpool Buzz Watches The Watchers....
We were about to send Kate a copy of our findingas for varification when it was pointed out to us that that would be breaking a recent court order taken out by Miss Humble following an incident involving A : A washing line in Wales and B: Various items of her Underwear.
The show also consisted of crappy close ups of fluffy birds and things with the new presenter trying to be as zany as Bill Oddie but failing miserably due to not only a lack of fat tummy and beard but also the fact that he appeared to be attempting to touch Kate Humbles Breast at every given opportunity...THE BASTARD!!!
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